Pretentious Internet Theatre

Tonight, Andrew Cooke brings you a elite tested, and S.O.P.A. approved, episode of Pretentious Internet Theatre.

He explains how his lawyers have sanitized and edited all the content that may be harmful for pirates, but how S.O.P.A. doesn't apply to him.

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Since episode one the motto of this program has been, "There is much drama on the Internet, but only the best make Pretentious Internet Theatre." That rings true with tonight's episode, as tonight Andrew Cooke performs a dramatic reading of The Ocean Marketing Saga. It may not be our usual fanfiction fare, but it is a dramabomb of nuclear proportions.

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Tonight, is the end of the Fall of P.I.T.. However, you better not pout or cry because Santa Claus is coming to town.

Yes, in tonight's story Andrew Cooke reads a tale about Jolly Ol' Saint Nick called Selling Your Soul to Santa by I Lost My Buh-Lance. Before that he demonstrates good will toward all.

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Tonight, Andrew Cooke brings you a tale that put  Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah in a neat package with a bow under the tree.

A Nondenominational Mai Hime Holiday Special by Chapellefan is our tale this evening.

Wait, Andrew Cooke isn't done yet, he has a special holiday message about the way Christmas used to be.

Music: Excerpts from Nutcracker by Tchaikovsky

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The Fall of P.I.T. continues...

With two cinematic powerhouses in American theaters, "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" and "The Muppets",  Andrew Cooke brings you a story that promises to combine them both.

It should be noted that the author has heard this ahead of time, and the correct pronunciation of the name 'phina is actually *FEE-na*, not *FOOF-na*,  as pronounced throughout the episode.

Tonight's selection is: Chez Melissa by 'phfina. Musical accompaniment is  "Clarinet Quintet, Opus 115" by Brahms.

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On November 15, 1978 The Lord of The Rings animated film was released in theaters.

Thirty-three years later, admittedly by coincidence, that Andrew Cooke  chose to read WalMart Blues by Rei Lerdia Swiftwood.

Also we announce that you can +1 this program on google+.

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Tonight, Andrew Cooke continues the Fall of P.I.T with two stories inspired by Adventure Time.  Fist-bump your best bud and bring them to the show. You won't want to miss a minute.

Selections:

Adventure TimeFionna and Cake What was Missing

Mini Story Time

Music: 

Fantasia in F minor for piano, for hands, op.103 by Schubert

Blue Danube by Strauss

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The Fall of P.I.T continues with one of the most heroic muppets of all time.

This week, Andrew Cooke makes note of the recent changes to the DC Universe and tries to piggyback by reading a fanfiction about Super Grover.

Story: The Sesame Street Super Special

Music: The Symphony No. 8 in G major by Dvorak

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