Pretentious Internet Theatre

Tonight, Andrew Cook reads the internet hit "Joker Saves the Ponies" by Gareth Paul Barsby

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This evening we have a tale, requested by the elite listeners that attended P.I.T 50, called Cupcakes.

It's written by Sargent Sprinkles, the world's greatest party clown. No foul language, but trust me the ponies earned the explicit tag on this one.

Tonight's story is accompanied by a three pieces by Gioachino Rossini: The William Tell Overture The Barber of Seville and Otello

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This is the moment that you've been waiting for, the golden episode, episode 50. Those elite listeners in attendance got to not only experience P.I.T live, but a milestone episode.

Recorded live at Megacon 2012, you can hear various tales from legendary author Hans von Hozel.

Intro: Music for the Coronation of King George II, by Handel

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The moment before the moment you've been waiting for is here.  Tonight, we hear The Legund of Lik by Maximum Edge.

Next episode is live at Megacon 2012, in Orlando at 6PM. In fact, if you tell them at the box office that you came for Pretentious Internet Theatre, you could receive a free smile and nod. However, being the elite listener you are, it matters little. Book your tickets to Orlando now and become immortal.

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Andrew Cooke here. Last night, I had a few too many libations and figured if I was going to suffer the next day so would everyone else. Turns out I'm not hungover, so bully for me. Unfortunately for you, this episode is a bit explicit. At any rate, I read How To Deal With Losing by prettyparadox sorry it's by hawkens. I read it wrong in the episode.

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Tonight, Andrew Cooke brings you a elite tested, and S.O.P.A. approved, episode of Pretentious Internet Theatre.

He explains how his lawyers have sanitized and edited all the content that may be harmful for pirates, but how S.O.P.A. doesn't apply to him.

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Since episode one the motto of this program has been, "There is much drama on the Internet, but only the best make Pretentious Internet Theatre." That rings true with tonight's episode, as tonight Andrew Cooke performs a dramatic reading of The Ocean Marketing Saga. It may not be our usual fanfiction fare, but it is a dramabomb of nuclear proportions.

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Tonight, is the end of the Fall of P.I.T.. However, you better not pout or cry because Santa Claus is coming to town.

Yes, in tonight's story Andrew Cooke reads a tale about Jolly Ol' Saint Nick called Selling Your Soul to Santa by I Lost My Buh-Lance. Before that he demonstrates good will toward all.

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Tonight, Andrew Cooke brings you a tale that put  Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah in a neat package with a bow under the tree.

A Nondenominational Mai Hime Holiday Special by Chapellefan is our tale this evening.

Wait, Andrew Cooke isn't done yet, he has a special holiday message about the way Christmas used to be.

Music: Excerpts from Nutcracker by Tchaikovsky

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The Fall of P.I.T. continues...

With two cinematic powerhouses in American theaters, "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" and "The Muppets",  Andrew Cooke brings you a story that promises to combine them both.

It should be noted that the author has heard this ahead of time, and the correct pronunciation of the name 'phina is actually *FEE-na*, not *FOOF-na*,  as pronounced throughout the episode.

Tonight's selection is: Chez Melissa by 'phfina. Musical accompaniment is  "Clarinet Quintet, Opus 115" by Brahms.

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